Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

Here's some intersting stuff I came across, and which kept me in splits;


INFOSYSism- You have a 1000 poor cows. You put them on a nice campus, & send them one at a time to the US for milking.

WIPROism- GE has a cow. You take 49% of the milk.

DELLism- Intel has a Goat. Samsung has a Camel. Buy milk from both & sell it as Cow's milk.

IBMism- You have old stubborn cows. You sell them as pet dogs to innocent
small businessmen.

MICROSOFTism- You have a cow. Force the world to buy milk from you. Spend a million dollars to feed poorer cows.

INTELism- Microsoft makes horse shoes. You nail them to your cows & wonder why they don't run fast.

SUNism- You have a bull. It doesn't give milk. You hate Microsoft.

ORACLEism- You have a cow. You don't know which side to milk, so you sell toolsto help milk cows.

SAPism- You don't have a cow. You sell milking solutions for cows implemented
by milking consultants.

APPLEism- You have a cow. You sell iMilk.

SONYism- You have a cow. You spend $50 mn to develop the world's thinnest milk.

CITIBANKism- Welcome to Citibank. If you have a cow, press 1. If you have a bull, press 2...stay on line if you'd like our customer care to milk it for
you.

HPism- You don't know if what you have is a cow. You sell complete milking
solutions through authorised resellers only.

GEism-You have a donkey. People think you have a 100-year old cow. If
someone finds out, that's his imagination at work.

RELIANCEism-You don't yet have a cow. You sell empty cans to people for Rs. 501,because Dhirubhai wanted everyone to have milk.

TATAism- You have a very old cow. You re-brand it as TATA Indicow.